Please do as I'm positive he'll say yes, followed by, "Why did you even ask? Of course yes!" And then possibly a triple axle. He's an overachiever.

HIV is less easily transmitted orally than by, ahem, other methods... but not putting complete strangers' underwear in your mouth is, you know, a best practice.

It's probably my guiltiest pleasure.

A secret Canadian government faction is storing the passport information so they can stop by and thank you in person for going to the Olympics and supporting Canada.

Can I just say how shitty it is that an article about a woman's death has a picture of the sister she hated first and foremost, and a picture of the actual dead woman nowhere to be found?

That reporter should not have insulted Samuel L. Jackson. That actor's work in The Shawshank Redemption moved me to tears.

I don't think Mia being mentally unstable and Woody abusing Dylan are mutually exclusive. Frankly, I wouldn't leave my kid alone with either of them.

Damn straight. FYI, the kick-ass chick in the pic doing a split is designer BETSEY JOHNSON who clocks in at 71 YEARS OLD!!!! I <3 her SO much!

There's a college student who works in my office who is studying fashion design and she is impeccable, every day. Always has great makeup and a trendy style. I feel totally inferior. but one day she commented on my cute jacket, which was from Talbots, and I sheepishly told her it was "from Talbots, which is totally…

Being 30 or being 5' tall? The answer to both is "large and incredible".

Wow... as a Russian-American, I almost NEVER read in the press about Russian dudes that aren't dicks, sociopaths or tyrants. Me likey.

I think it is an apt interpretation of exactly what this man did to Ms. Farrow and her children. That he could not recognize that and tried to use it to make himself appear somehow a victim, just shows you the inner workings of narcissist.

I do not find Mia Farrow's graphic illustration of the destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter to be as shocking as the actual destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter.

If I'd just discovered my partner had been sleeping with my child, you better believe a sad/cryptic card wouldn't be the worst thing to happen.

Me too! Let's petition!

I almost cried during an ironic viewing of Road House because I'm still sad about it.

I went to school with these gentlemen, Lucas and B. I am so excited, first and foremost, for the engagement of Lucas and David. The video had me in tears when it was first posted. They're love is amazing. And for B to show how people become more tolerant as they grow, it's amazing as well. Much love, and best wishes,…

Is that areola you'll be having? No titscotti?

Labia little milk and sugar?

Twat would you like in your coffee?