The two peanut butter cups I just ate.

Well, welding rods or a rod from a gun cleaning kit would work too. You might just need a man to purchase them for you.

That’s why I’m ignoring it anyway. Fuck them.

Their worldviews are so narrow, I would guess most of them don’t even have passports.

Looks like a great wear-with-anything, work-appropriate shade. Not so much fabulous night out lipstick. :)

This entire thread just screams BRING BACK MILLIHELEN. We likes to talk about our regimens and hear about each other’s.

I have not ever heard anyone make light of those girls or those monsters. I’m a couple years older than they were, and it was truly horrifying when they were missing. Stories of the gold camaro (that turned out to be false), etc. And then as the nightmare unfolded. Honestly, the thought of anyone using any aspect of…

YES TO THIS. And I love dogs.

That’s how it is for the two ADHDers in my house on meds. The other two of us are not on meds.

Don’t you know? Vagina-havers only live in the US. USA! USA! USA!

Serious question — I’m presuming you’re in the U.S. Do schools not have vaccination programs in the U.S.? Are all vaccines given at the dr’s office?

I would legit laugh at any of those—assuming I had had a few drinks first myself, of course.

Weird. ALL of our mainstream political parties––even the Conservatives––are liberal compared to all American mainstream parties. I mean our Liberals are more conservative than the NDP, but the scale is all shifted leftward from the US norm...

would attend.

Somehow I read “endearing tangerine” and I was like, WHAT THE FUCK, ANNA. NO.

Fifth Amendment not applicable in Canada. That said, point taken. ;)

“BUT NOWA DAYS” “nowa days”

Yes, I am shocked by that as well. I’m certain that CPR (and the heimlich maneuver) should be about first on the list of skills any type of “first responder” should have.

I meant I know a child named Liam (first name) William (middle name). Like naming your child “Fred Frederick Smith.” I think Liam is a perfectly lovely nickname for William. And it’s also a perfectly lovely name all on its own. I just think it’s odd to use both formally in the same name! :)

I love this!! This is such a kid thing to think. And it’s exactly why parents need to be having real talk with their kids all the way along to ensure that misinformation is not shared and believed as real information. This article made me smile all the way through. As a parent of a 13 yo girl and 11 yo boy, it feels…