Honest to fuck. This is how extremists are created. Poor kid. Poor bright, inventive, ambitious, creative kid. Don’t want your kind there, apparently.

But, there is a part of me that’s clutching a set of pearls I didn’t know I was wearing.

We’ll be busy so building that wall to hold back the flood of American migrants, we may not have time to fight you.

A whole-hearted YES! from me too. After 16 years married and 22 together, my husband and I were just having this conversation this week: how did we get so lucky??? Half the battle: feeling so lucky to have found each other. The other half: remembering to act like a person who deserves to be so lucky. :)

I almost shook his hand on Parliament Hill on Canada Day once. He was going along the rope line and he grabbed the hand next to my outstretched hand. Just kind of brushed the back of my hand. It was hot as hell (no surprise) and he was in a navy blue suit and he was super pale and sweaty. PEAK CHRETIEN. But he dodged…

That is brilliant!

You deserve more than one star for your efforts.

I mean, you can laugh and disapprove at the same time, right? Right??

OH MY GOD. You just opened my eyes.

Cèilidh

Nailed it.

Yup, me too. Not in the US though.

Nah, more like Oprah speaks for all women, every time. And if you disagree, you are ipso facto incorrect.

“I wanted to not cause a conflict,” she said.

I turned to my imaginary friend and said, “fart.”

Our hummus plate includes a made-to-order flatbread, which is actually just a small pizza rolled out super thin and drizzled with olive oil and crushed garlic.

I wore teal eyeshadow to match my teal satin, poofy shoulder dress. It was the really early 90s. My bangs were tall. I looked beautiful. :)

I’m rationally upset about it.

unfleek?

Starring for the LOL