“Patience with the willfully ignorant”

Wherever the hell she wants. ;)

OH MY GOD. Wait until she leaves daycare for “big school.” You will be a mess, my friend. A mess.

My 10 year old son still does this enthusiastically with me. My almost 13 year old daughter rolls her eyes, but plays along. (I actually think she loves it, just needs a layer of cool to feel teenager-y.)

My mom too!!! Hooray strong moms!!

Oh ffs. Effective marketing and not being an asshole are not mutually exclusive goals!!!

You’re welcome.

Well, when you’re a grown up, you’ll prefer grown ups. For now, maybe Cody Simpson is more your speed?

Subtle.

Honeycomb ice cream sounds all kinds of good. How have I never heard of that before???

Wow. You really get her.

Best ever!!

I LOLed, but it seems a bit unfair to the wee troll tbh

The onions looked like worms to me at first glance. Ewwww. At second glance, I started to wonder if the tomatoes on the bottom are maybe actually roasted red pepper. I dunno. Usually Pinkham’s header photos are drool-inspiring. I found this one more puzzling.

I’ll look for that flavour! I just tried PC sriracha chips this week, and they were really good — actually tasted like sriracha. :)

I don’t think I’ve actually had them since I was a kid. As I recall, they were fine. They’re not a flavour you see often though. Unlike say, dill pickle or ketchup, which are standard here but I understand they’re not in the US.

Those are stereotypes? For real?

when has a meat-flavored potato chip actually worked in any context?

That would completely explain why I never fully realized they were two different people: they weren’t!

I almost never post simply to fangirl on an article, but holy shit, you guys, this is fucking brilliant.