Oh hells no. That would be obscene!

I think the books were written in like 92 or so and then just given a cursory update because that would explain so much. The description of his sex jeans (faded blue button flies if I recall) only makes sense if it was like 20-odd years ago.

I want this party for MEEEEEE!!!

Wow, a Kickstarter I may actually consider. Her writing is painfully beautiful.

YOU ARE NOT A CREDIBLE WITNESS.

You must watch "On the Waterfront." No, really, you must!!!

I LOLed. Thanks for that.

A cake-based flame war? Wow, sad I missed that. (The fumes must have smelled delicious. ;))

"In the news of that which is beyond repair,"

"Jesus winced."

Aww, that is adorable. Plus, devilled eggs are DELICIOUS.

Right? He has not changed at all!!

Both my children have been diagnosed with ADHD. I have never in my life had more than a sip of Red Bull (I hate the taste), and I was pretty careful about caffeine intake in my pregnancy. I'm pretty certain your wee babe's no sleeping has to do with baby things (like, oh, teething, or an ear ache, or just being a wee…

How old are you? Because my parents were very much the same. My brother and I shared toys, and lots of hand-me-down clothes went across gender (from cousins to us to more younger cousins). But I'm convinced it was easier for parents to do that in the 70s/80s than it is now. Toy aisles weren't not pink vs blue, and…

I think I love you. :)

"brining in penis cookies"

Me too! And when Vanity Fair ran photos of the cast, I was so excited because they were actually so close to how I pictured them. Can I stay on your lawn? I've got Werthers.

Ha! That was my first thought too. :)

Well, and then the famine.

OMIGOSH. I just posted a similar (though perhaps not quite so eloquent) message. MAY I ALSO BE SO BLESSED?