Wow. So who pays for the extra day of care in the hospital?

I will also accept blue plaid with brown pants. Certainly.

I think she's gorgeous and the photo certainly shows it. I love the coat too. I would have styled it a little differently to show a hint of lingerie or leg or something. A little sexy reveal of what the coat is covering up.

I've heard that called a Canadian tuxedo, but I believe that is incorrect. The real Canadian tuxedo is a red plaid work jacket over green/navy work pants or jeans plus Cougar boots.

But going to an American-themed party as a bald eagle would be hilarious.

Oh. My. I need a moment.

He's a dad. He has eyes in the back of his head.

Yup, yup, yup. My late and still-lamented kitty was an adult livin' on the street trying to make his way any way he could when a family member brought him home to us. Turns out that inside of this tough n scruffy cat was a cuddly couch potato who liked to eat nachos and chicken wings, sit close beside/on top of his…

Yeah, he sounds like a complete jackhole. Run, don't walk!

Ha ha. I think "cozy" means "cramped." "Homey" means "messy." cf: "lived in." As for how that applies to vaginas, Imma not going there. :)

But "everyone needs a bosom for a pillow"

Depends. What does the fox say?

I'm sorry she named her girl child Francis.

IS THAT REAL? I LOVES IT.

Right? Just take a flyer on it. Things aren't likely to get substantially worse.

Ugh. The company I work for has changed the company logo on the Facebook page to pink for the month. To my knowledge, the company provides NO funds to breast cancer research specifically.* It is so disheartening and gross and feels so slimy. I'm ashamed by association. No doubt there will be a moustache on it next…

The comments 0n that article actually contain some that aren't rage-inducing for me. That gives me hope. Of course, it may be that some of the people who just read this thread on Jez went and made comments so maybe I shouldn't have too much hope for the general commenting populace...

Satire? Gotta be satire...

I understand, Obie, I doooooo!!!

Absolutely!