These reviews... I don’t know why I read them anymore. I guess I won’t. This whole reviews sums up to “I totally buy Chris Pratt as an earthling who travels the cosmos under the moniker of Starlord saving the universe with his talking tree and raccoon friends.. But a Raptor Tamer??? That’s just too much... I just…

Forget game recaps, this is literally the type of article I come to Deadspin for.

FIFA has a deal.

It’s gonna be a little more difficult for a comment here to get a +1

I mean I hated the scene too, but you’re not wrong.

Oh Boo fucking hoo!

Since you’re not familiar with the show, I’ll clue you in - this is fan-favorite Fat Naked Stanley, and he’s been on every episode, following Don around and providing key commentary. There’s huge debate in the MM community over whether he’s real or a figment of Don’s imagination. In fact, I’d say one of the things…

How do you figure that you’re qualified to say it adds nothing to the narrative when the narrative is unfinished and you, presumably, do not have any inside information as to what direction it's going? Without knowing what the narrative is, how can you say what does and does not serve it?

Don’t really understand why the internet seems to be losing it’s shit over this? It was the wedding night of their arranged marriage. It’s not like a sex scene between the two (especially given this is GoT) was something that was out of left field. Ramsey is an evil, sadistic fuck . Sansa is basically innocence…

And as everyone knows “I’ve never been into the show” means ‘I’ve never seen the show, but here is my opinion anyways.

Out of ideas? That premise is ludicrous. The rest of the post could have the recipe for cold fusion and the cure for cancer and you would still sound like an idiot.

You could ask this about 90% of any scene from any movie or television show ever created. It’s a silly question to ask.

This is very Slate-y.

hot take! i dont know, maybe the depravity of this scene sets up Theon to finally break free of his servitude, maybe ally with Sansa and start to take some control. he needed something fucked up to snap him back to reality. i dont know, no one does yet unless youre involved in the show. but i doubt it was purposeless.

Settling in for this post like the creeper I am.

Respectable, intelligent, attorneys understand the rules of procedure and read pleadings before they comment.

Fuck that noise. At no point did I imply it had anything to do with his IQ or his race. Black QB’s fail at the same rate as do white QB’s. Mark Sanchez, Ryan Leaf, Cade McNown, Todd Marinovich ring a bell? All white QB’s who were busts in large part due to their lack of commitment and flakiness. Oh yeah, JaMarcus…

Wrong rule. Re-read.

I would love for Ms. Moskovitz to correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe the sentence you’re referring to was edited to include that fact as clarification.

Kinsman has made the False Statements in an effort to cause damage to Mr. Winston’s reputation and to coerce and extort him to give her money and “make her go away.” Ms. Kinsman was aware that Mr. Winston was likely to earn a substantial amount of money in salary, bonuses, and endorsements as a professional NFL…