Her last name is Bundchen and her parents are both of German descent, I think she’s white enough...

I think you’re mixing and matching experiments there...

Nose candy.

This seems right, just as every “Why New York is the Capital of the World” piece is written for every smug a-hole who just moved there.

I’m sorry, but is the central conceit here that New Yorkers—the population of people most eager to impose their opinions on the supposed superiority of one’s choice of resident city—find it distasteful when people leave and regard their new locale with the same level of smug superiority? The sour grapes tone combined…

The DC Sports teams not owned by Dan Snyder have all gotten on board the unified color scheme of Red and Navy. I think its highly unlikely the Skins ever convert though.

Juve fan here too. You are absolutely right. I have confidence the team will use that money wisely and all in all they had a nice run with Pogba. Some heart-breakers in the champions league but a nice run nonetheless.

That’s a great question you’d have to ask yourself like 5 posts ago when you were composing that masturbatory word-salad response to The Jews’ post about Dr. Beach.

It was in 2015: http://www.cnn.com/2015/02/18/tra…

...and best beach in the U.S. by TripAdvisor. Siesta’s sand is 99% quartz and is the whitest and finest in the world. But sure, your kneejerk trash take with no substantiation whatsoever is probably correct.

Also from Sarasota, can confirm.

“Bradenton, its close to Sarasota!” -”The Jews”; Bradenton Tourism Bureau

Look at the picture above, dumbass.

I’m with you. I think a contributing factor may be that some people go to law school because they really really want to practice law. And some people go to law school because it seems like a good idea. My advice to the latter would be to find something else to do with your youth and student loan money. I know plenty…

Still would be subject to Federal tax.

This is not really true. It’s not tax exempt, you just pay the taxes on the income as it comes out of the account when you are retired as opposed to paying tax on the income up front as it goes into the account. The purpose is to have the benefit of the full amount of principal to grow income before the tax is taken…

Drew has addressed almost this exact question in the funbag. See the question from “Jeff” here:

This rule doesn’t apply because he did not lose possession under incidental contact with the ground. This play would be governed under the rules for “backward pass and fumble.” Try harder.

No dumb dumb, it’s considered a “backward pass” which has the same effective rules as a fumble. See Section 2. Backward Pass and Fumble.