Her last name is Bundchen and her parents are both of German descent, I think she’s white enough...

I think you’re mixing and matching experiments there...

I guess you are hoping that if you just keep stating that the show “jumped the shark” as if it were a fact that we’ll all start to forget that we largely disagreed with that assessment when you made it last week.

Nose candy.

This seems right, just as every “Why New York is the Capital of the World” piece is written for every smug a-hole who just moved there.

I’m sorry, but is the central conceit here that New Yorkers—the population of people most eager to impose their opinions on the supposed superiority of one’s choice of resident city—find it distasteful when people leave and regard their new locale with the same level of smug superiority? The sour grapes tone combined…

The DC Sports teams not owned by Dan Snyder have all gotten on board the unified color scheme of Red and Navy. I think its highly unlikely the Skins ever convert though.

Re: The Cold Open

Juve fan here too. You are absolutely right. I have confidence the team will use that money wisely and all in all they had a nice run with Pogba. Some heart-breakers in the champions league but a nice run nonetheless.

Black Phillip, Black Phillip
A crown grows out his head,
Black Phillip, Black Phillip
To nanny queen is wed.
Jump to the fence post,
Running in the stall.
Black Phillip, Black Phillip
King of all.

That’s a great question you’d have to ask yourself like 5 posts ago when you were composing that masturbatory word-salad response to The Jews’ post about Dr. Beach.

It was in 2015: http://www.cnn.com/2015/02/18/tra…

...and best beach in the U.S. by TripAdvisor. Siesta’s sand is 99% quartz and is the whitest and finest in the world. But sure, your kneejerk trash take with no substantiation whatsoever is probably correct.

Also from Sarasota, can confirm.

“Bradenton, its close to Sarasota!” -”The Jews”; Bradenton Tourism Bureau

I cannot believe the backlash you are getting here. That movie was horrendously paced, massively boring, and utterly forgettable. You’re trying to shave against the io9 grain on this one, but you are 100% correct.

Look at the picture above, dumbass.

I’m with you. I think a contributing factor may be that some people go to law school because they really really want to practice law. And some people go to law school because it seems like a good idea. My advice to the latter would be to find something else to do with your youth and student loan money. I know plenty…