But if this was a joke about Obama instead, Gwaker media would be outraged at the disrespect and with a media frenzy get the person who made the comment fired.

"Hey, guys!!! I'm here with some mind-blowing shit! Baseball is entertainment, and not, y'know, as important as food, shelter, and clothing."

Fantastic contribution. You're really an inspiration.

Catanzaro: [Negotiates Log Grip]
Catanzaro: [Handles Salmon Ladder]
Catanzaro: [Scales Warped Wall]
Color Guy: Catanzaro is killing it so far. KILLING it!
Play-By-Play Guy: But here's where it gets tricky.
Catanzaro: [Jumps over Slow and Low]
Catanzaro: [Dodges Hawaiian Punch]
Catanzaro: [Finishes Chicken Fingers With Deadly…

I was watching it and thinking "I MAYBE could do that"

Not if the customer has people in your factory monitoring progress, checking quality and doing periodic reviews to report back to their airline! This company had people in Airbus' factory. If there is a "surprise" at delivery, it is absolutely a failure of the airline's procurement processes as well.

My favorite part of this is that it is an argument between America and 'Murica.

Great. Congratulations. I'm a worthless fucking truck driver but I've somehow managed to haul somewhere in the neighborhood of 200 tons of medical supplies that have undoubtedly helped a lot of people. Probably more people than you have helped.

At best you are a paramedic, which is an associates degree, but more likely you're an EMT which requires as much training as a drivers license. Either way, you're not more important than Major League Baseball no matter how many lives you've imagined yourself saving.

Just a heads-up; Al Baker is a massive douchebag who likes to trash-talks to OEM whenever he wants to negotiate something.

Is that you Jessica?? Will you not see me again because of that time I said I thought the dance routine you put together for your sorority formal was derivative and then I said I was only joking and really I *was* joking and the punctures on my hand from that fork are healing nicely so that's no big deal and the…

Conversely, you appear to be unable to recognize humor which reminds me of that time Jessica told this joke about welfare mamas and I didn't laugh and OH GOD I'M SO SORRY JESSICA RACISM IS KINDA FUNNY SOMETIMES AND I GET IT NOW PLEASE GIVE ME ANOTHER SHOT.

That other commenter is SO right. I can't believe Cleveland is taking him back, like some poor schmo who got dumped by his insanely hot girlfriend and you just don't see what you did wrong I mean didn't I take you to all the hot clubs and buy you that Coach bag and shun my friends and keep my phone on at all times so…

Wait—no clever and completely original pun using "The King?"

It's awfully refreshing to see so little ink on an NBA player.

I am kind of sensing you may be a troll, but I am willing to roll with it.

Nope.

1) True, and I apologize on that. I was going off of the program, not unit cost, of that ship.

The reason why we have big carriers is so we can launch big planes with big payloads.

Stolen as in the original isn't getting the views, LiveLeak is. The owner of the content is not receiving the benefit of having produced and released that content, so yes, "stolen" is exactly the right word.

Of course it takes more energy to make the fuel than you can get out of it, that's so basic it's not worth mentioning. The real value in this system is energy storage as hydrocarbons, which we already have infrastructure in place for, and are hard to beat energy density wise.