Motherfucker probably likes red onion too

Good idea, just fell a little flat on the execution. Didn't even mention our precious bodily fluids.

I tried to watch it again a few months ago thinking "it can't be as bad as I remember it being"

"But, but, but it's REAL math on the board!" It's dumbed down smart humor for dumb people. The people who really find it funny either prefer juvenile shit or aren't as smart as they think they are.

I used to work at a repair station for commercial aircraft parts. They had a really neat setup for doing it. I've seen other facilities with a hand held black light and a normalish area they're working but from what I understood our quality auditing consultants mandated a dark work area distinct from the rest of the…

It's a form of non destructive testing; a penetrating dye is used and cracks are illuminated with a black light where the dye has gotten in. Usually, it's a specific area they can get very dark to be able to see the dye though.

I agree with everything you just said, the tone of OP just pissed me off.

I wouldn't mind a hunger game porn knock off with her in it.

You mean you're a huge fucking douche? Cuz that's all your post conveyed, other than some "I was there first" and "the Japanese version is better" bullshit.

Bored the first sentence in, and I write finance software for a living.

But every show must do that. I can't watch Chopped without hearing 1 recovering drug addict, minimum of 1 dead parent/grand parent, 1 'abusive' parent story, and the person doing it for their kids.

That course was a huge departure from the way it's been setup previously. It usually is mostly about grip strength and stamina, even on the US version.

This is the internet, sometimes used by people not in 'Merica. Fuck off with your provincial spelling corrections.

I'll take the truck driver for $50

I use the same pic as an avatar for everything but Kinja. Actually, I had it here for a while too until Kinja screwed it up somehow. One time I lost it and had to Google "unicorns fucking" to find it again...I haven't been the same after that.

You still have to train drone pilots, they don't fly themselves.

He's the Tim Tebow of college basketball.

I think my local Honda dealership quoted me ~$2,000 to replace. It's stupid expensive.

That is sacrilege. S2000's will always hold a special place in my heart and I would hospitalize someone for slashing my top.

Yeah, I just re-read your post. I should have taken my own advice about not being a douche.