I find it very hard to believe that this movie is not utter garbage.

You mean he'd be a millionaire who gets to travel all over America and has a smoking hot wife? I think I might be able to bear that.

I'm a "gun nut," and while conservative, i've never set foot in a church in my life (other than the occasional wedding or whatnot).

I'm telling you anti-vaccination nuts are going to upset the Beliebers in the final match. They literally put everyone's health at risk with their idiocy. A breakout of mumps and measles in 2014! Beliebers are annoying. But they only make you want to kill, they don't do the deed themselves.

Is it too late to add "Fans of Any CBS Show" as a late entrant?

My favorite graph so far http://pantheon.media.mit.edu/treemap/domain…

Yep. That's the same amateur play from the first injury.

I hate to pick nits (who am I kidding I LOVE picking nits) but I think that it was not a foul prior to Beverley's aggressive move OKC called a timeout.

Jackie Moon approves of this change.

What's wrong with sucking cock? Oral sex is loads of fun, giving and receiving.

Ellen Degeneres is the comedy equivalent of elevator music. Was there ever a time she was funny?

Sorry, but because you ranked Whoopi Goldberg above anyone, this list is suspect. She's easily one of the most overhyped, overrated Hollywood performers alive. Absolutely, positively, without question, one of the least funny people alive. She actually takes the subjectivity out of quality of humor — transcendent,…

Jared Leto is going to win Best Supporting Actor because God is real, and She is a teenage fanfic writer with Leto as the center of the universe.

The Internet reached Critical Listicular Mass a long time ago. The reaction is self-sustaining.

Ironically "ethered" was the only confusing word in this entire post in which an ex-gf mistakes easy words as complicated and condescendingly explains them to her former boyfriend.

Ethered is when a slender white blogger finally gets a chance to misuse a term he heard in a rap song 8 years ago

Which explains the use - trying hard to sound cool by using 15 year old phrases.

Sure, there is bureaucratic bloat at Oklahoma, but it's not universal. Take Big XII conference mate Kansas for example, where ONE MAN takes care of ALL pasta measurement and disposal.

This is all a misunderstanding—Sharper said he had some benzos for them and they thought he meant a Mercedes. Honest mistake.

I appreciate your reply, but that quote is silly (the whole WSJ story is silly). Are those three unnamed people who are "close to Team USA" engineers? I doubt it.

Meanwhile, the WSJ story also includes this (near the bottom, of course): "The U.S. team wore the suits in the past month for simulated race conditions."

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