Tom for a guy who has (inexplicably) become the go-to NBA writer on Deadspin, you're more of a casual fanboy ("I just want to watch the stars duel and my Nuggets, plus David Stern is soooo racist").

There's not enough time, you idiot! Maybe think about drawing up a play next time.

I wasn't keen on the design, and then I saw it in motion and I stopped caring about how it looks. Vrrrrooooooooooooooom!

You realize including the Thunder win over the Spurs tonight, the Thunder have won 5 of 6 against the Spurs? Also, the Thunder didn't even have their second best player tonight and only had 3 players in double figures. The Spurs are 1-9 vs. Indiana, Portland, OKC, Houston, and LAC. The San Antonio's excellence is…

Do you just hate fun? Is that it? Is something about your life so terrible that you need to take it out on everyone else?

Yes, never before have we seen someone that tall bring the ball up the floor and run an offense. It's like Magic, or something.

Crazy. You mean to tell me after this game he didn't run in front of the cameras screaming "Don't you ever talk about me!"? Soft.

In an effort to make KD's fairy tale evening complete, Kendrick Perkins turned into a McDonald's at midnight.

United is a shit airline and pre-deregulation whatever shit city you were flying into that uses a CRJ wouldn't even have flights.

You: proper spelling

The biggest story coming from this whole circus is "MLB So Terrible, It Makes A-Rod Seem Deserving of Sympathy."

Don't rile the handball hipsters. They are quick to anger, and fantasize from a safe distance about the horrible violence they would do to you if they were someone much cooler and tougher. It gives them indigestion, and is just cruel. So lay off.

Calvinball.

CBS actually sort of did this already when they had David Feherty giving sideline commentary during the Notre Dame-Navy game in 2012.

Yep. The majority of what they steal are unclassified data, like parts manifests, supplier info, and financial data. The real plans, algorithms, computer programs, force projections, are kept on secure computing systems that have airgaps from anything that could be considered the 'internet' and are protected by…

No, they don't. The might have into NIPR systems or contractor unclassified systems, but they do not have access to any of our classified data, unless someone inside (Bradley Manning, Edward Snowden types) moves data from the classified side to the unclassified side, without authorization. Thinking that our…

LeBron James Salty Over Hard Foul

Skip Bayless will show up on First Take this morning and go on a 30-minute rant about how this incident somehow means that KD doesn't care about winning or being an all-time great player.

A lot of good choices here, but this is still my favorite.

".gif" IS pronounced "jif"... at least according to the man that created the file type.