Yeah! And college basketball is better because they play defense!

"Whoa, that's a lot of gift baskets."

You know the presumption of innocence has been the linchpin of jurisprudence for a long time. And it has been for a reason. We know, for a fact, that our system gets it wrong all the time. The rush to judgment in each of these cases is very disturbing.

Hey, I'm just complimenting Jezebel's commitment to the first rule of local news. "If it bleeds, it leads."

We wants it, we needs it!

"I want to fuck you like an animal. I want to feel you from the inside."
-Brian Wilson, psychopath, Closer.

Normally I would expect a player to catch hell for this, but since it's Jacoby Jones, it will probably be dropped.

No one died? How are any of them gonna find Jesus now?

"They tackle like their Stickum was replaced with WD-40."

Birdman Dogged by Catfish; Zoologist Detained

Wow. Some old stuff in there.

"OK, most teens are the worst."

Judge: Spell "ad hominem."

It's too bad the play of Bubba Smith didn't inspire Skip to pursue a football career. I, for one, thought he'd have been a good addition to the 1970 Marshall team.

"Aaron’s out of his mind," says one friend of the family. "He’s been twisted on dust now for more than a year, which is when all of this crazy shit started."

LaGarrette sure knows how to spoil Chip Kelly coaching debuts.

Way to go, Chris Paul. By capitalizing that second W in "WoW" you just brought the case to the attention of 30 million weapon-toting white kids across America.

Time for some acquisition 101. Life-cycle costs come from 5 appropriations categories, all approved separately (sometimes, kind of): Procurement; MILitary CONstruction; Research, Development, Test & Evaluation (RDT&E); Operations & Maintenance (O&M); and MILitary PERSonnel. The figure you usually see quoted in the…

If we lost Howard absolutely no one in LA would be burning his jersey in defiance. In fact no real Laker fan would mind him leaving if we got a good deal for it. You needed Lebron. We don't need Howard.

There are many, may reasons to watch this show, the cars are just icing on the cake. With 30 Rock dead, I'd go out on a limb and say Archer is now the best written comedy on television.