Yeah! And college basketball is better because they play defense!

"Whoa, that's a lot of gift baskets."

You know the presumption of innocence has been the linchpin of jurisprudence for a long time. And it has been for a reason. We know, for a fact, that our system gets it wrong all the time. The rush to judgment in each of these cases is very disturbing.

He won an award for those.

"Thank you. I did the fjords, I like doing all the crinkly bits." - Slartibartfast

Hey, I'm just complimenting Jezebel's commitment to the first rule of local news. "If it bleeds, it leads."

We wants it, we needs it!

"I want to fuck you like an animal. I want to feel you from the inside."
-Brian Wilson, psychopath, Closer.

Normally I would expect a player to catch hell for this, but since it's Jacoby Jones, it will probably be dropped.

No one died? How are any of them gonna find Jesus now?

"They tackle like their Stickum was replaced with WD-40."

There is just something about Christmas and Zombies.

Birdman Dogged by Catfish; Zoologist Detained

Is this fantastical enough to count? Because I think so.

SPOOOOOOONNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!

So many good shows!! But Gargoyles was hands down one of my favorites

Wow. Some old stuff in there.

"OK, most teens are the worst."

Judge: Spell "ad hominem."

There are many, may reasons to watch this show, the cars are just icing on the cake. With 30 Rock dead, I'd go out on a limb and say Archer is now the best written comedy on television.