I was maybe a little soft the first time.

YOU CAN'T KEEP ME OUT OF THIS LEAGUE, JOHNNYDRINKY.

What an asshole. I mean it, what an asshole that guy must have.

Whoa, slow down. You said "Van Halen" but then you changed subjects to a band that still makes music and is good.

This is a nice break from ESPN's typical trolling (putting Shelley Smith on television).

+1

That's a feliney in some states.

Just what we need, more newfangled sports statistics that I don't understand.

As we all suspected, the search for something skinny in Wisconsin begins and ends at video resolution.

Coughlin has learned several lessons from her male opponents, including the odd traditions of not looking each other in the eye and repeating "baseball, baseball, baseball" throughout the match.

Bourbon on the rocks (not literally rocks).

I agree. Most places around here throw little chunks of pineapple in there with the pork, which gives it the edge on asada.

I had a joke about his dad maybe calling a hook and ladder play, but ever since everybody freaked out about the Texas Rangers falling dad post, I've been a little nervous on the death posts.

Jason Isringhausen needs to find some friends or something.

#OccupyKroger is also the hashtag for Antoine Walker's latest resumé update.

Good luck A.J., and if you really are the devil, then I think the truly greatest trick you ever pulled was convincing the world that your penis was Brett Favre's.

This is the only song of his I know, other than a cover of a Feist song which Feist did much better.

In his defense, Samuels was told his whole life that traveling would not be an issue in the NBA.