Actually, the whole thing goes back to 1971 when NBC played death metal for Chuck Hughes.

"Eh, I've seen longer kicks."

If this were chicken you were roasting, I would have salmonella poisoning.

I'm not proud, but +1

+1

Excellent work on the trophy. If I had a mantle, I would tell you that I planned to put the trophy on it.

I have this one, although they've probably released a new, nicer one (I got mine a couple years ago).

It's an easy grab for the government, even if an illogical one. In terms of fairness, compare it to income tax, which no one really questions as a whole—what's worse, Uncle Sam taking x% of money we work hard for, or him taking x% of money we inherit for doing nothing? And the threshold at which estate tax kicks in is…

Is this an indie song? Either way, it's super.

You seem interesting, if not completely in the right place.

The Cheesecake Sweatshop

They did this once when Otis Nixon was on the team but singing "dashing through the snow" would always make him rub his gums and run to the bathroom.

George Washington is amused because the Mets agreed to actually pay all those minorities.

Am I doing it right?

I don't know what product is the exact opposite of Dos Equis, but I think Cha may be its spokesperson.

His dentist wishes he'd go into Cease Mode.

No worries for McNabb if he can't find a QB job. He does Fine outside of football.

The best part about Fielder is he comes wrapped in that Lexus car bow.

The four types of flies in pro football, on the other hand, can be found "cleaning" Tony Siragusa.

I've gotten to the point where I laugh at the presentation portion of these before I even read them.