That's so sweet

Yes, I agree, that entertainment offering clearly sucked, judging by the way everyone consumed it obsessively. This opinion is sound and good.

What's Williams to do in that situation given that he didn't know McCoy would run out of the pocket right past him?

Speaking of canceling races, have the police killed all the black people yet?

You can sometimes alternate up an down rows to fit more glasses in a tighter space. Helpful if you have new roommates with a lot of glasses. Do people actually give a shit about this?

What? What? Honoring thy mother and father ahead of not bearing false witness? That is horse shit, Greg.

This is the saddest list I've ever seen, including Schindler's.

Is a hot dog a sandwich?

Bad news for the Mets for sure, but no worse than the time Mike Piazza tried to order seventeen Big Macs from a KFC.

"The San Antonio Spurs picked Tim Duncan on June 25, 1997, about five days before Bloomsbury Publishing published Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone in London....Both the Spurs and Harry Potter generated so many classic moments over the years, they practically blend into each other now."