The Rhode Island NBC I-Team is going to flip its shit if it ever rubs two sticks together.

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He'll be back on his feet after a bit of Sulkamania.

When deciding whether a girl is attractive, I for one really like to see a picture of another guy's tongue in her vagina.

Just FYI, but when you say "monkey bars" or "playground" or anything like that here, you set off Uwe's ankle bracelet. Once again, FYI.

Lots of music I listened to ten years ago in this thread.

I'm with you—Thanksgiving day. However, I was in Wal-Mart the other day and some Christmas music was playing and it gave me a little pep in my step. I think that's the first and last time I'll say pep in my step.

That reminds me of this.

Because they named him Victim 1. You don't come around much, do you?

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Poor Victim 1 was doomed from the day his parents signed his birth certificate.

Scott Raab always carries a fancy briefcase, but its contents are limited to the CD single of Creed's Take Me Higher.

Sucks that he's trying to kick an addiction with all this going on, but when it rains . . .

Bodog has "therapy" as the favorite.

Sure. But if they have shutters that close, it might not do any good.

That was kind of the joke. Aren't all shutters fake these days?

Seems like they could just close the shutters.

So much laughing.