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The person who should really be fired in this whole mess is the guy who supplies telephone books for the coach to sit on.

I see The Spoiler has returned. Also, my aneurysm.

Hennepin is great. I like farmhouse ales because they allow me to pretend that I've spent a hard day doing farm work, when in fact I've spent the whole day making dick jokes in my mom's basement.

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Easy Ed McCauley (1928-2011)

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A childhood friend of mine from St. Louis moved to San Francisco and has gained some traction out there. Very soulful dude.

I looked at getting some of those but was worried that when I tilted my drink to take a sip, the stones would slam into my front two teeth and turn me into Michael Strahan.

I thought Breach was excellent.

The real downside to their zero-tolerance policy on gyrations is that the wheelchair basketball team can only go forward and backward.

It Gets Imprisoned

I watched a few episodes, but my food boner is only sated by the most savory of cuisines. Also, the contestants seemed like dicks, so I'm glad bad things are happening to at least one of them.

I'm mostly looking forward to seeing Padma dressed as a sexy cowgirl, WHICH BETTER HAPPEN.

In his defense, haven't we all sort of masturbated in front of Erin Andrews?

If every game involved the court being covered with toilet paper, Dajuan Wagner could still play basketball.