FatherRottencrotch
FatherRottencrotch
FatherRottencrotch

Pope Thrower should be, at worst, a two seed.

If there is a God, may the woefully underseeded Pope Thrower fight the godslayer, Deicide Huxtable

Perfect metaphor for America right now. Nobody but a fucking asshole wants the president we have, and nobody but a fucking asshole wants to see this team in another Super Bowl. Just one more thing to endure.

The point is not that Beadle is easy to replace, it’s that ANY of these sausage necks would be equally as easy to replace as Beadle, so they should just shut the fuck up and settle down about the “importance” of their “work.”

And Blacque Jacque Shellacque?! 

#MePew

Marvin the Martian not being at least in the top five is a crime against humanity, and I demand a swift and savage retribution against those responsible.

Britt should be careful - her career trajectory has her spiraling towards porn sooner than later. Glass houses, Brent, glass houses. 

Glaring omission:

Good luck Tim as the White House’s new communication director. The President’s twitter feed will be so much better with your gifs.

In Chicago, the rules are firm and shouted from rooftops: absolutely no ketchup on hot dogs. It’s a popular (albeit

HE IS A VERY GOOD DOG! THAT’S WHAT HE IS!

So Presidential!

Only the most developed palates can handle rubbing alcohol infused with a pine cone, you Philistine.

But it sure tastes like it is

no, it just tastes like one

Leony sMartin’ - amirite?