In all seriousness, I do wonder if that’s the same gun Craig James used to kill five hookers at SMU.

Threatening to murder teenagers is the height of right wing comedy

As bad of a look as it is, the gun is nothing compared to the white belt.

And technically, bullshit is stool.

Your lack of miniature crispy chocolate chip cookies has made you dead to me. DEAD.

Let’s not forget the Miami Marlins forming a pitching staff of nothing but professional bowlers.

He clearly shoved that ump The Right Way™. Had he done it any other way it would be an ejection, suspension, and/or a fine.

Trigger warning for Cards fans:

Oh sure but if Anthony Rendon did this the umpire would have shot him

It’s totally his fault.

That screenshot is EVERYTHING.

Who’s a good boy?! The Retrievers are good boys! Good boys!

I’ll grant the lady this much: by backing up at the end, she produced the first evidence I have ever seen of reverse racism.

Neiko Thorpe and Mike Tyson are not stadiums. They’re bipeds.

You’re aware that stadiums and salaries are entirely different things, right?

12th man hates 13th amendment.

He was one of my favorite players on this iteration of the Cubs, but that became harder and harder to reconcile with what a shithead Trumpian he is. Thanks for those few years, now fuck off.

Basically, amateurism has always been a cynical sham.

Pooh sounded like Pooh so that is all that really matters.

No love for “The Inner Light?” It’s Patrick Stewart’s favorite episode!