“Character assassination? If I could only be so lucky.” - J.W. Booth
“Character assassination? If I could only be so lucky.” - J.W. Booth
Nasty Canasta? I MEAN WHO’S GONNA FIX HIS LITTLE RED WAGON???
You had me at plain wiener...
You both had me and lost me at: “Shingle pieces of skin between the bun.”
“Jesusfuckingchrist you’re going to make me learn all of them? That’s seriously going to cut into my masturbation time.” - America
So what you are saying is that I SHOULDN’T trade my 2007 Hyundai Accent hatchback with 68,000 miles for (something with a little personality like) a 2003 Mini Cooper (base) with 81,000 miles? Noted.
She looks pretty good to me! Praise Jesus. - T. Tebow
“Cocaine or Heroin” is the most Sabermetric headline for drugs...
“Did you say you had a video and all parties didn’t consent to it and yet it was published, nonetheless? Call me, I’ve always wanted to own a sportsblog.” - P. Thiel
He’s already committed to Duke...
I just read that out loud without any context and my wife asked if I was having a stroke.
Ranking most popular “Heather”:
You were a former columnist at the Denver Post, right? Keep updating that resume...
Holy shit, Erin Gloria Ryan is going to have a new Twitter profile background...
Firestone Brewery donated $250,000 to Donald Trump’s campaign. Before even trying it, I know it will be bad and have a foul aftertaste that lasts 4 years...though hopefully sooner.
It really does look like Drew Magary...minus “the shirt”.
Conversely, everybody hates Texas.
They have to work in a Richard Benjamin cameo somehow...right? Or did I just show how old I am?
Rumor has it, so is he.
Buffets