You had me at... “botched Madam Tussauds exhibit Ted Cruz.”

Not the worst sports story of the day...

“Never ask a question you don’t want answered.” - SMU Alumni

Who would design a running shoe that is blue and black?

I’m assuming I will see that car on Craigslist as a “mechanics special”, right?

Human beings gambling on other human beings in athletic competition within capitalist societies, what could go wrong?

We should get a drink sometime. Know of an upcoming wake?

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Let’s get to the bottom of this. It’s great that they tapped Jim Cooke for the illustration. We can all get behind him on this. He kept plugging away and finally nailed it. Sphincter.

So the NRA supports private ownership of these, right?

Not the worst...but definitely not the best.

Salvador Perez - Gold Glove Catcher, World Series Champion, Feminist Hero.

“...took a trophy...”??? The Tallahassee Police Department would have just given it to him, no questions asked (pun intended).

It’s okay to stick with a nice hot cup of water with lemon and leave the caffeinated pretension to the rest of us (with an extra shot of “mocking tone”).

My theory is that ALL sports would be exponentially more interesting if they were televised on HBO.

“This does not excuse deliberately colliding with him...”

Seeing the game? No. Peeing the game? Yes.

“Fwwotoballwojnsdf isms semsos bassleble.” - Steve Sarkisian

Great article. I was a huge fan of Buell motorcycles when they first came out. Although restricted with the engineering restraints Harley Davidson placed on Erik Buell’s motorcycle development, the ability to promote innovation (fuel frame, oil reservoir swing-arm) is appreciated.

May I propose an alternate theory...