“I definitely approve of this type of behavior.” - David Carradine

Finally, the internet can agree on something. Jonathan Papelbon is a piece of shit.

This guy is so full of shit he will need to use all the bathrooms...

“...containing general agreement that government ought not purée babies and pretty much nothing else.”

I wish manufacturers would just start attaching those awful looking (DOT/NTSB required) tail assemblies with temporary or quick remove mounts. Most riders I know are ripping that thing off before the ink is dry on the bill of sale.

So if I wanted to just get those wraparound bar-end mirrors for my lowly CBR, I’m looking at 2 to 3...thousand (U.S. dollars)?

PHOTOSHOP CONTEST!

Grandpa: “Does a bear shit in the woods?”

Eric Berry obviously not at 150% strength yet...

“I love(d) a good fake.” - M. Te’o

“Skyline Chili will be eaten. Shit will be lost.” - Cincinnati Convention and Visitors Bureau

“Contrary to prior reports, I have never ‘loaned out’ my playbook.” - B. Roethlisberger

THIS is when everybody gets to use Godwin’s Law on a blog post. Have at it amateurs!

He must really not like the new uniforms.

A Bruh vs. Bro debate. The downfall of western civilization is complete.

It’s probably Burneko’s pizza, made with carob or quinoa or some shit...

Two words...toilet paper.

Nicely done Tara Jacoby.

Oh his neck beard say “starter” all over it...

That makes one of you...