That fucking shirt...

Why do I get the feeling that Rick Perry is masturbating to this right now...with his glasses off.

That’s too bad, I actually like the Pringles Dome.

MLA Style Manual (Men Love Anal)

“You just reminded me of a funny conversation I had with a friend in college...he thought the Redskins shared a stadium with the Seahawks.”

Sweet Jesus...did you pick that up a Space Shuttle surplus sale? What type of license do you need to operate it? Did you have to learn Javascript or PHP to operate it?

Sweet Jesus...did you pick that up a Space Shuttle surplus sale? What type of license do you need to operate it? Did…

I’m sorry...what were you saying?

The Angels told him to “pack lightly”, so he did.

UNBELIEVABLE...Nick Saban had a licensing contract with Reebok?

That’s some good self-deprecation/self-awareness there...and with that humanity will give you a pass.*

I don’t know about you, but I think this is a sign from baby Jesus (and his corporate partner, Chick-fil-A) to keep confederate flags at NASCAR events. #blessed

So in essence Kelly Olynyk is going to dislocate Kevin Love’s contract.

“...there’s more money sloshing around in the top league than many entire nations. There’s no loyalty to club...”

I’m still trying to figure out how they add an extra vowel to “aluminium”.

“Just wait until next week when I throw my first no-pitcher.” - Max Scherzer’s UCL

“The game ended 3-1, with Seattle scoring the three goals and Portland losing three men to red cards while finishing the match with just seven players...”

This is gre...wait...why is on Lifehacker and not Jezebel? I mean, shouldn’t this be coming from “the source”?

You both had me and lost me at “Winnifred”.

Party at Hope’s house!

Feels So Good...