snot really...

Itsnot a big deal...

I love watching hydrofoil...errrrr...terrafoil racing.

What...no Qbert?

Whoa whoa whoa...let’s ease off the clickbait-header-fallacy of IF you dislike Courtney Love THEN you must be a sexist. Nobody likes an asshole.

No, you’re adorable.

Why is this not a Deadspin Name Bracket?

“I always thought a gift basket was in order after getting screwed.” - D. Jeter

“Where can we get that soundtrack?” - Nookie Thompson

Based upon sales trajectories, current trends and market saturation, at the current rate you will be left using an Apple version of this in a year or so...

I thought "snuff" films were illegal.

THAT uniform is keeping Edmonds out of the HOF.

Which one is Drew in that photo?

"I died for this man. I died for this man?" - Jesus C.

Still can't compete against the Hitachi Magic Wand.

“You should see how small his dick is.” - Dianobol

We know how it's going to end...

"Meh." - Madonna's Chlamydia