In Russia rink crashes into you.

Playing through...

My wife ordered Do-si-dos instead of Tagalongs by mistake.

"Oh for fuck's sake!"

"I've watched this video a hundred times and still can't find the rapist(s)." - Stevie Wonder

"I am proud to announce my intention to play for Coach Bobby Petrino next season." - Prostate Cancer

"We're still trying to figure out who had the right-of-way." - American Legal System

Okay...so what did I miss?

Jim Cooke is the Saul Bass of Anal Sex iconography.

A great coach, but let's not get too sappy over his death. This is the man who introduced us to the "Four Corners Offense" (stalling) in order to win games. Even life has a shot clock.

"I thought they were the same guy" - Laurence Fishburne

Worst (or best) Boston Cream Pie ever...depending on who you ask.

*Steps up to microphone, flexes neck, clears throat, leans forward*

You mean doing his job until the whistle blew. Yes, a ton of praise.

"Impressive." - Heinz Field

I believe this one ate them all...in utero.

It's like Jeff Bagwell...except in canine form. (I think they use the same "trainer".)

Who cares. Who cares if Marshawn Lynch speaks with the media or doesn't speak with the media. Who cares if he gives a repetitive response over and over. Who cares if he grabs his crotch after a touchdown (ever watch a baseball game?). He plays football and we get upset because he doesn't "dance for us" before or after…

Goddamn that is deep! You're like a modern day Nietzsche...