Straight Answer: It works seamlessly within the Apple ecosystem and on the whole has a longer lifespan and fewer technical issues than comparable phones.

They have to work in a Richard Benjamin cameo somehow...right? Or did I just show how old I am?

Rumor has it, so is he.

Awesome, they will be able to wash my flying car.

Buffets

You had me at... “botched Madam Tussauds exhibit Ted Cruz.”

Not the worst sports story of the day...

“Never ask a question you don’t want answered.” - SMU Alumni

Who would design a running shoe that is blue and black?

I’m assuming I will see that car on Craigslist as a “mechanics special”, right?

Cinema Paradiso

Human beings gambling on other human beings in athletic competition within capitalist societies, what could go wrong?

We should get a drink sometime. Know of an upcoming wake?

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Let’s get to the bottom of this. It’s great that they tapped Jim Cooke for the illustration. We can all get behind him on this. He kept plugging away and finally nailed it. Sphincter.

So the NRA supports private ownership of these, right?

Not the worst...but definitely not the best.

Am I the only one that likes the Clonetrooper helmet? (Rhetorical question, please don’t answer that, internet.)

Salvador Perez - Gold Glove Catcher, World Series Champion, Feminist Hero.

“...took a trophy...”??? The Tallahassee Police Department would have just given it to him, no questions asked (pun intended).