It’s okay to stick with a nice hot cup of water with lemon and leave the caffeinated pretension to the rest of us (with an extra shot of “mocking tone”).

My theory is that ALL sports would be exponentially more interesting if they were televised on HBO.

“This does not excuse deliberately colliding with him...”

Seeing the game? No. Peeing the game? Yes.

The Empire sure does have some strange...”blasters”.

“Fwwotoballwojnsdf isms semsos bassleble.” - Steve Sarkisian

Great article. I was a huge fan of Buell motorcycles when they first came out. Although restricted with the engineering restraints Harley Davidson placed on Erik Buell’s motorcycle development, the ability to promote innovation (fuel frame, oil reservoir swing-arm) is appreciated.

May I propose an alternate theory...

anddddddddddd Engage.

“I definitely approve of this type of behavior.” - David Carradine

Finally, the internet can agree on something. Jonathan Papelbon is a piece of shit.

This guy is so full of shit he will need to use all the bathrooms...

Well I know what I will be wearing!

Winner: Powerbook G4 - aka “DVD player”

The founder of Goop, it was a “conscious uncoupling”.

“...containing general agreement that government ought not purée babies and pretty much nothing else.”

I wish manufacturers would just start attaching those awful looking (DOT/NTSB required) tail assemblies with temporary or quick remove mounts. Most riders I know are ripping that thing off before the ink is dry on the bill of sale.

So if I wanted to just get those wraparound bar-end mirrors for my lowly CBR, I’m looking at 2 to 3...thousand (U.S. dollars)?

PHOTOSHOP CONTEST!

Grandpa: “Does a bear shit in the woods?”