Eric Berry obviously not at 150% strength yet...

“I love(d) a good fake.” - M. Te’o

“Skyline Chili will be eaten. Shit will be lost.” - Cincinnati Convention and Visitors Bureau

“Contrary to prior reports, I have never ‘loaned out’ my playbook.” - B. Roethlisberger

THIS is when everybody gets to use Godwin’s Law on a blog post. Have at it amateurs!

He must really not like the new uniforms.

A Bruh vs. Bro debate. The downfall of western civilization is complete.

It’s probably Burneko’s pizza, made with carob or quinoa or some shit...

Two words...toilet paper.

Nicely done Tara Jacoby.

Oh his neck beard say “starter” all over it...

That makes one of you...

That fucking shirt...

Why do I get the feeling that Rick Perry is masturbating to this right now...with his glasses off.

That’s too bad, I actually like the Pringles Dome.

MLA Style Manual (Men Love Anal)

“You just reminded me of a funny conversation I had with a friend in college...he thought the Redskins shared a stadium with the Seahawks.”

You wouldn’t mind if I filmed this, would you?

Sweet Jesus...did you pick that up a Space Shuttle surplus sale? What type of license do you need to operate it? Did you have to learn Javascript or PHP to operate it?

Sweet Jesus...did you pick that up a Space Shuttle surplus sale? What type of license do you need to operate it? Did…

I’m sorry...what were you saying?