It's like a screen test for an IBS commercial...

Just curious...does this work if you shave in the shower? Anybody use it for their scalp?

Just curious...does this work if you shave in the shower? Anybody use it for their scalp?

I'm just relieved that there has never been an incident of point shaving associated with basketball in this country. God Bless America...and on that note I will take God -5 1/2 against the Lakers. Don't fuck this up "Mamba"...

"Death by nicotine-and-leaded-gasoline-infused-double-knit-polyester" - The 70's

"Back Neck Tape"...wait...what?

Why is it we never see Kurt Warner or Curt Schilling in the same place at the same time? Would the world implode or would they just give each other a handjob?

Is that a "British cunt" or "American cunt" (two vastly different interpretations and tone)?

He's full of crappie!

Yeah the helmet didn't seem right...thanks for the correction.

Oh no my friend, The Sabbath is clearly stated to be for EVERYBODY!

Schumacher's F1-2000 was nice...not as clean of a design as a McLaren MP4/4 (1989)...but also built under different design rules.

"Nice hair, asshole!" - Golden Richards

"...and when you say 'probable' concussion you mean 'likely'...and when you say 'likely' you mean 'definitely'...and when you say 'definitely' you mean 'massive'..." - Air Quote Guy

"Seems right to me." - Kurt Warner

"Technically he should be home "resting"...just sayin'." - God

"...mother fuckers who smashed our back door in" - The Patriot Way

If you have to ask...

Yeah...I'm that guy...in awe (hiding my erection)!

Worst Uber driver ever...

Can't wait to see the transcript of the internal dialog going on at Gawker about THIS list...