Now we get to hear from all the Steampunk-Craft-Candy-Millennial-Hipsters in Brooklyn/Portland. Let me guess, Justin's goes great with a PBR, fixed-gear bikes and moustache wax?

So is this above or below ground turkey as a taco meat? Just so I know where to place it on the "taste spectrum".

*Design Fail

When he says "looking for a warmer place" he means a prostitute, a bag of meth and 48 hours of basic cable in a Motel 6...am I the only one thinking this???

This is disgraceful and disgusting! Everybody knows that Rotisserie Baseball is the only fantasy sport worth fighting over.

Yeah...I don't think it was meant to be a documentary (I guess you were hoping that Gladiator would be in Latin). Richard Linklater does a pretty good job of keeping his movie "local" in context. Not enough Shiner Bock references?

Oh I get it...I always get it.

"Wow...Lowenbrau...does it even exist anymore?" - Tuborg Gold

"I'll have what he's having." - Nelson Mandela

Shhhhh...I'm watching the symphony. *raises opera glasses, adjusts cummerbund*

I just turned super-hetero...no more Top Gun beach volleyball scene for me!

"I like the Panthers -5 1/2" - Local (Contrarian) Sportstalk Radio Show Host

and I'M THE BAD PARENT FOR OCCASIONALLY YELLING AT MY 18 YEAR OLD SON? Take a look in the mirror pal...and pass me some of those Frosted Michael Myers because they sound delicious!

Important journalisticalism like Ranking Cereals.

Jules and Vincent...take it away.

If you slow it down and look closely you can see where the other Red Sox players tried to restrain Jonny Gomes.

HELL YEAH! I mean it's no banana slug...but still

*raises hand emphatically*

Welcome To The Institutionally Passive-Aggressive Racist South, Y'all.

"Impressive gag-reflex." - USC