"That may be the best hail mary defense I've ever seen." - Lane Kiffin

The Affliction tshirts and flip-flops will be flying...oh and nothing removes a tribal tattoo faster than asphalt at 130 mph.

"Sooooo...this is a negative review of the Pulled Pork Cheese Fries?" - Typical American Who Scrolls Down To The End To See Either A Letter Rating Or A Numerical Expression Out Of 10

"Taint...nothing." - Josh Reddick

The Oakland A's are a perineum powerhouse.

Well that confirms that it IS BS! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

You do realize you are debating someone over the rigidity or flaccidity of a guy's penis?

As well as being old and obese, they later found the bear to be somewhat sexist.

"This is total B.S." - Double Entendre

The abridged version...

Production vehicles for consumer use are not required to have fire extinguishers in the United States. Individual race tracks and racing associations have their own safety specifications.

Though, unlike most of us, he didn't have to pay for his children's baby clothes.

Wow, Brazilians really DO like to party!

Crazy...I had a 1975 Super Beetle (American) and I don't remember an on board fire extinguisher.

Wait...is that a fire extinguisher? I have to assume that is a "racing" specified addition.

"That broad can pitch!" - Everybody's Nearsighted Grandfather

Well based upon refuted theory it appears your parents didn't quite beat you enough.

"We thought it sucked." - Children