"I was going to run in the shape of a clitoris...but I couldn't find a place to run" - Every Guy

...and with this golf is officially a "sport". Now if we can only get a professional bowler to commit a double-homicide, we'll be set.

I think the key word Mr. Gordon is addressing here is "overrated".

Great comment..."congrads".

Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair watching the de-evolution of humanity occurring right before his eyes.

"I'm a huge fan." - Albert Burneko

Can anything ever be more awkward than the first time you ever attempt it? (Rhetorical Question)

Surely Santa Claus doesn't exist! JOY STEALER!

A perfect example of Intelligent Design.

Help me out. Martini vs. martini? Brand vs. euphemism?

Wanna party?

"Peyton Manning...yeah I fucked that up." - God

"No need to get 'classy' Michael...we've got that covered." - St. Louis Cardinals Fans

You have to admit the XFL had the best strippers...errrr...porn stars...errrrr...cheerleaders.

"precisely".

$300 he can't find his own clit...

Ahhh...but he did draft/coach Marvin Harrison who had a tendency to kill people at car washes that he owned (allegedly). Michael Sam does not need help "turning his life around and being a better person". Of course feel free to keep marginalizing Tony Dungy's position.

"They make a cream for this???" - Every MLB Pitcher with a case of Red Ass