"Can I have a piece of that???" - Andrew Jackson and Indian "Removal" Act

You're wasting your time trying to understand her Friar...now let's go grab a drink. Time to carpe diem some shit up!

She lost me at: "The bible tells us..."

Does the "smoking hot blonde" have time for motherhood? Let's find out...

Still #1 in denim couture...

I think it's more about Charlie serving them...

Applebee's, Chili's and Red Lobster are ubiquitous in the restaurant world...that doesn't make them good.

Have you ever watched or listened to her?

The question needs to be asked: Why are they replacing competency with incompetency?

"Bad Bond movie...bad Bond movie...hmmm...if only there were a way to make the franchise more interesting." - Idris Elba

Partisanship aside, Rick Scott is a scumbag though.

If the NCAA has been fucking student-athletes for decades, isn't it fair for the student-athlete to finally be able to fuck the NCAA...errrr...ummm...literally?

"Saluting The Motherland"

"Can't wait for thong and tube-top day!" - Nobody

We really need to set this article to music...no?

That escalated quickly...

"I see this as a great rebranding opportunity for Worrier." - Legal Department

"We can't wait to see these outfits!" - The 3 people who will watch The Commonwealth Games

It could be worse. No? Two words. John Kruk.

"You do realize you are arguing over a Kia?" - Every BMW Owner