So he got married?

Not the first time (or the last) that Willie left a coiler in the bathroom for someone else to take care of. Thanks Willie!

"I get this look all the time." - Drew Magary's Bowel Movements

Not one "Cawk Harrelson" joke...you disappoint me interwebs.

I like Billy Beane. I like his methodology. He is one of the best G.M.'s in baseball. You can OBS your ass off...but you still need a #1 Starter...Samardzija (or as mentioned previoiusly, 3 #1 starters).

I noticed three things left out of Moneyball when I watched it.

Jesus...what's next? A critical yet snarky ass-raping review of Cinema Paradiso? And don't even think about going near Big Fish.

Okay...sure. I can tell by you have excellent taste Cole.

Fahrvergnügen.

Awesome, it will go well with your wardrobe.

"This shithole stadium is going to give us a bad reputation." - Pigeons

I'm imagining banjo music playing underneath your comment. The "Klansmann" comment really gave it validity. Your work is complete, you can return to making-out with your sister now.

I see it took you about a nanosecond to get off a "Liberals" blast (followed-up predictably by a "RINOs" comment). You work well with grouping people under a single title...I think that article was written for you.

Oh I loved that 90's grunge band Waffle Hitler! I think they opened once for Citizen Dick...

Somewhere Ann Coulter's clitoris/penis just became engorged.

Come on...I can't be the first person to post this! (I'll see myself out)

"Vin Scully is God." - God

"Pat I would like to buy a vowel. I would like to buy an 'ewwwwww'." - Live Twirl

The World Cup is fun. Where can I find that Rainbow Cake recipe thingy?