Open mic night...you go with what you know. (We'll leave the deep, insightful, ironic humor to Louis CK)

As you can hear, all 15 fans in attendance were saddened by the news...that they were attending a Rays home game. (Don Zimmer really is in a better place)

Let's be fair...it was a Dodge Neon. Shouldn't we be giving the dog an award?

Can we get Magary on this?

"Impressive." - NCAA

That's really good. The kid is great. He's really funny. I like his enthusiasm.

I yearn for the good 'ol days...

Oh wow...that is both disturbing and poignant at the same time. We are all awful human beings and Louis CK is our god.

<Insert obligatory "tornado takes out trailer park" comment here>

I haven't heard the phrase "dependent ladies" since 1953 (or since watching Fox News 20 minutes ago).

"OR...did it make the perfect point?!" - Men

Let's face it, the only time a Boston athlete actually gets in a fight is when they have Zdeno Chara backing them up.

Based upon ALL of the restrictions of network television AND that NBC placed it in the "time-slot-of-death", Hannibal is the best show on television (and I am a huge Game of Thrones fan). Visually, Bryan Fuller is Wes Anderson's sociopathic half-brother brother from Milan. I cannot recommend this show enough...on an…

"Encarnacion, I'm going to fucking kill you next year." - Milan Lucic (with Zdeno Chara standing behind him)

Are there any other descriptors that you would like to use to reinforce your intellect as a Boston sports fan? Please go on. The platform is yours.

I believe the correct nomenclature is "mentally challenged".

#bostonweak

"Is there anything we can do to make it whiter?" - Computer Modeler

Forgive me...it's hard to tell with all the flames and smoke and explosions and shit. Duplex it is/was!