and now for blocking the cockles of my heart...

We're all "toasted"...

When asked to comment State Senator Clay Davis responded: "Sheeeeeeeeeit"

"...meh." - Felix Wankel

"Break out your thong and tube-top grandma...you've been liberated!" - Nobody

"JESUS!" - Jesus

"Well hello there...may I call you Power Top Bear?"

Millennials will break down and diagram the chemical components of their favorite weed in less than a minute. Give them some duck tape, a used condom and a can of creamed corn and they will assemble the most outrageous bong. They can recite from memory the Federal Law statute for marijuana possession and distribution.…

Your lack of faith disturbs me.

and let the "...buff it right out..." amateur comedy hour commence in 3...2...1

You have to admit Mike Missanelli is talented. You try typing all of those emails with one hand.

"I can just imagine what his dick looks like." - Jenn Sterger

"Is this test going to be graded on a curve?" - David Stern

Now let's talk about the THE BEST! (70's graphic design kicks-ass)

-47 degrees Kelvin

I guess that makes Jesus some 17 year old in the Ukraine...didn't see that coming...a second time! Hey-oh!

"Thou shall not covet." - Ol' Whatshisname

"New Miss...same as your Ole Miss." - All Y'all