it is the season to "give"...
FatherRottencrotch
FatherRottencrotch
No "two shits"??? (like I care)
Prosecuting Attorney: "Mr. Basketball, we all know these next questions I am going to ask are going to be difficult to answer...just do your best and tell the truth"
Drew Magary: "wannabe Jezebel staff writer with the smallest penis and/or largest vagina"
*minds blown*
*Sean Newell working from home*
"Oh paaaleeeease...I'll show you how to eat a monkey!" - Harvey Fierstein
"I love lamp." - Brick Tamland
Yeah and they are all current head coaches in the Mountain West...
Think of all of the crazy shit you will get into and yet she will keep coming back looking like nothing happened.
"...though statistically speaking Papelbon's 2013 WTF Rating (White Elephant + White Cougar + Blown Saves - Getting Blown) was -1.0..." - Bill James
"Will you marry me?" - Irony
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Need I say anything more?
Giving him the business...more like a hostile takeover! Hey-oh!
"That broad's got the fur...but no muff" - Dean Martin at the Stardust Hotel c.1971
"...ehhh piss on it!" - R. Kelly
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Ultimately...you and I (and the rest of the humanity) know that you are going to try to get every goddamn thing on that list (or die trying)! Because...YOUR daughter.
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like THIS hasn't been discussed before...next subject...tipping.
"Some of you young'uns..."??? Let me guess...now you want me to get of your lawn... *puts a scratch in your '87 Buick Century as I walk away*
Ironically during that same play Jon Hamm was flagged for intentional grounding (and he doesn't even play football...)