Holy shit...have you ever thought about running a Republican Presidential Campaign...or becoming the ombudsman for Fox News?

...more like 50:1 the player Canseco was...

... (heavy flow)

Now I have to "corkscrew down" into what a Cabernet Franc specifically is since I'm not a sommelier...the less than 1%-ers salute you!

Cokey Smurf?

achy-breaky-paternal-mistakey

He...Could...Not...Go...All...The...Way!

uhhhh...okay...you win?

I stand corrected...etymology is the origin of words...epistemology is the origin of methods...thanks!

I'm not sure about the epistemology of the phrase...but I do believe that this move is where "asshat" originated...

and the new urban dictionary term "zonkey punch" in 3...2...1

+1 Hit the head on the nail.

this article is a slow-read...

He's just trying to motivate his sperm into breeding 10-50 more children...also know as Little River's...

"Looks good...no foreseeable problems there" - Kansas City Hyatt

"I'd like to see you do better" - Stephen Hawking

"Karma...bitch" - Girl In The Wheelchair

Proof that cocaine will take you farther in life than alcohol (allegedly).

I liked it better when the Sharks and Jets just had a dance off...

[signaling the bouncer to escort you out of the comedy club]