Elephantloses = Godwin's

[Photograph Courtesy of A Person Riding In On A Horse]

"Have you heard this joke...

"Petrino...Petrino...why does that name sound familiar?" - Chylamidia & Road Rash

*steps up to podium...flexes neck...cracks knuckles...clears throat...leans forward to microphone*

Technical Scores: 7.5 | 7.0 | 7.0 | 6.5 | 7.0 | 6.5 | 7.5

Lightning is produced in thunderstorms when liquid and ice particles above the freezing level collide, and build up large electrical fields in the clouds. Once these electric fields become large enough...wait...this is Florida...it was caused by God because he was mad that Tim was cut from the Jets...stop having…

Fuck YOU! Wait...did you say Phil or Bill?

*Roger Goodell views footage...begins masturbating*

Play: Double D-Bag Toss Right

*walks up to microphone...cracks knuckles...flexes neck...clears throat*

I'd like to think of Jim Harbaugh's fist as pre-emptive chemo and so would Jim Kelly's HMO. What? Too soon?? (I would contend not soon enough)

Ahhh...the ol' hook-n-fatter! Coach pulled that one out of the recipe book... (I'll show myself out...)

"Get Off The Bus" - Spike Lee

Yusmeiro didn't get the perfect game...but he still gets a trophy?

typical Vitreous humour...

Real? A Mercedes ad...for North Korea...think about it...

the nipples...the cigar...Last Tango In Paris...yeah, Herpes was inevitable...

Orange is the new white...