and it slices potatoes...

"...Franky...take the needle out of your arm..." - Melky

somebody has to be "right"...

Quite an "acute" observation...hey-oh!

"I like how they Spielberg'd the end of the segment with the shot of Happy's Pizza...it put a nice bow on the whole piece. Here is your Daytime AVN Award." - Sophisticated Porn Critic

Usually a "happy ending" follows a "very minor stroke"...wait...what are we talking about here?

Update (10:53 p.m.): "...YEAH NO SHIT!" - Every Human Being On The Planet

waiting for the "yeah we can buff that right out" comment in 3...2...1

yeah...your burgers are getting cold...

and not in Cowboys Stadium's defense...it's in Texas.

"Let's play two." - Ernie Banks

by the dong's early light...

Yeah...you've heard...

uhhh...trade it in for 8 hours with a Carrera 4S?!?!

and when you say "parasitic infection" you actually mean testicular cancer and when you say "overcome" you mean...wait...let me draw a diagram:
Point A—————-Point B

I thought Jon Hamm was hosting the ESPY's tonight...hey-oh! (Sorry...low-hanging fruit...wait...damnit...nevermind!)

I just named my future tumor Penis...

"Fuck you Chris Chambliss!" - George Toma

hoof |ho͝of, ho͞of|

"those right-hand turns are complicated..." - NASCAR