Men's biggest fear about online dating: a fat chick.

Let's just get the obvious out of the way and say "this would've been more believable if she claimed she was simply a confused Methodist."

Raise you hand if you think Carlos actually ATE the spaghetti and

"Yardley" and "Thatcher" both scream "I wanted golden retrievers but got kids instead".

The Republicans lack a viable candidate. And their primaries are problematic. Even Republican young adults, for instance, believe in marriage equality. Republicans push themselves further and further right in primaries and poison the general election. They're unlikely to have a decent shot at the White House for ten…

That's definitely the case. But I think he's also young and generally unseasoned. He's an outrageously brilliant and capable man. If his presidency and Hillary's nearly inevitable one were swapped in order, he would have been a better President. That's my opinion. I admire him and his efforts, but I look forward to…

man, i feel bad for barry. like, he's kinda conservative for my taste, and could have pushed harder on some things tbh, but god fucking D A M N if he didn't have the cards stacked against him.

*Or African Americans, Hispanic Americans, Asian Americans, Liberal Men, Homosexuals, Transexuals, Young Men, or Progressive thinking Individuals

Everything about the holidays gives me anxiety. Just reading this makes feel like I need to take a xanax.

"...her new web series"

I only just discovered what "Hell Houses" were this year, and America, you got some issues.

I honestly don't think she's good enough an actress to do what she's doing without coming off as just scenery-chewing. Jessica Lange, on the other hand, is able to find that precise balance without looking ridiculous. JPS is...fine, but I'd like to enjoy Fish Mooney a lot more, but I don't think I will.

Exactly. How do we know the patient didn't start all of her sentences with, "Well, actually..."?

I'm going to reserve judgement until we find out how annoying these people were.

Yeah, he's a piece of shit too, but at least he's pragmatic enough to bow out when he knows it's a losing battle, instead of needing to be dragged kicking and screaming the whole way.

I may still dislike Chris Christie, but at least he gave up the fight when he realized that staying the course would have just meant frivolously spending lots of taxpayers' money. And that's pretty much the nicest thing I can say about my governor...

Sounds yummy! I would like mine served on a Friday.

not caring how they're done and not knowing multiple ways TO COOK EGGS are completely different.

You haven't had filet mignon until you've had it fresh off the boat. Also, if you need any monogrammed thermoses....

Jesus Hussein Fuck intheverydeed!! I said it before and I'll say it again. This is my procrastination go-to, and in the last couple of months it's lost almost all its writers. Are you trying to get me to do work? Good luck in your new job, Dodai. This place is changing indeed.