I CAN'T HEAR YOU THROUGH THE SOUND OF ME GOBBLING DOWN ALL THESE NOTHING BURGERS.

Nobody puts Baby on the floor.

Just read about this over at Deadspin. Epic walkoff. The shrug made it a classic.

And just HOW shitty does a piece of "steak" have to be when breading and frying it improves it? I guess? I've never had chicked-fried steak because... no.

She is awesome. I'd love to hang out with her, although I would be a bit afraid too.

Fucks given - 0

Why is it that people who are not from the East Coast are seemingly incapable of properly flipping the bird? Just make a goddamn fist and then stick your middle finger up. How tough is that? Jesus....

So only 600 of the guests get cupcakes??

WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THAT FUCKING BANNER? It is seriously ruining my life today.

Well I am SO INTERESTED and SO APPALLED by this issue and zzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz.

This has always bothered me so much because her hair is blowing in the wrong direction.

On the other end of the spectrum, I once worked with a girl who had a bachelor's degree and asked me how to spell "apost to." After my blank stare, this gem of a conversation followed:

OH MY GOD I AM SO SURPRISED BY THIS NEWS

TAYLOR IS PERFECT SO IS ONE DIRECTION

Also, I'm gonna Rick Roll the shit outta people with this video.

"I know Barry at Burger King. Always makes it my way. I'm big time stuff there!"

Because it's wrapping the entire thing and removing it would involve reaching in and grabbing the person's food. That's what fish en papillote IS; that's how it's fucking served.

Whatever, Mr. Dungy.

Easy there. "Unfortunate" because people were rooting for him to make the team. No one said the Rams were obligated to keep him.