Lisa Rinna is the worst. She tries reaaaallllly hard to drum up drama but she’s absolutely, god-awfully terrible at it. 

I think Lisa Rinna is so phony. I remember an incident where she threw her wine glass at Kim Richards over a comment about Harry Hamlin. Lisa gives the appearance that she is better than everyone else and it shows with her holier than thou attitude. While talking with Denise saying “You’re so angry”. What a load of…

In related news, I would like to announce here that I —Fauxcused —am running for President. Like Kanye I do not have a campaign or ballot access but I can announce things, too.

“And I never got caught neither.” Lol - every damn time.

I’m so sad about Warren’s rapid decline.  I really love her message, her passion, and her policy wonkiness.  I’m also more irritated than usual about the media frenzy feeding into this idea that somehow Iowa and New Hampshire, two very small, fairly conservative, and white states get to set the entire narrative for…

My Daughter: Yeah, one of the girl’s father is living with us now.

Limbaugh’s life in its entirety has been a putrid exercise in bitterness, rancor and contempt for humanity.

I’ve honestly been thinking about this a lot lately, particularly when I try to click on some NYT or Washington Post article someone shares and find myself unable to read it because you have to have a subscription. I tried to watch the Impeachment Hearing on my work computer on MSNBC, which involved going to their…

This was a cynical play on our hero worship of people with cancer as saints. Cancer does not redeem anyone. Cancer is the second leading cause of death, with lung cancer being top amongst the cancers. Cancer is a fact of life, not a saving grace. 

Not exactly the same thing but I have a close one that insists on pronouncing croissant “la kwa saw” and tries to pronounce anything in a different language even if she doesn’t know it. And she corrects strangers in line if they just say “cross-aunt”. I get that her pronunciation might be correct but we’re not French…

If invited to a bash, I keep it very, very simple.

Why wear suits 2 sizes too big or ties 4 inches too long? The man didn’t even know how to properly wear a waistcoat when he met the Queen. The oversized suits “make him look slimmer” and the ties “taller.” I’m sure he believes the orange makes him look healthier. There is literally no rationale to this man’s behavior.…

It’s on the record, it’s in the history, he and the GOP will be forever tainted with this. His cult is temporary. This hearing, whether it ends in impeachment or not, will be forever.

I came here just to say that I do not believe that she speaks all the languages she says she does. Look for footage of Melanie having a conversation in French or Italian, even when she is in countries where those languages are spoken, and she never gets past hello. It is just another lie that no one has time to…

Sadly not enough people are going to be able to make that connection. They are just going to take the movie at face value.

For some reason, Clint Eastwood and the other makers of Richard Jewell decided that the tragic story needed a retelling with the addition of a spicy suggestion that Kathy Scruggs fucked for tips.

Putting aside all of the illegal and potentially treasonous things the president has done and that the GOP is desperate to defend him over, it’s easy to lose sight of how batshit insane it is for the president of the United States to treat American citizens like this. I mean, in a world where things mattered, we might…

I realize this guy is a moron, but why in the hillbilly fuck would he even agree to go on this show?

I tweet that at him on a daily basis actually. 

She was fantastic!!