So someone I know met Princeton mom's son, and I kid you not he was wearing not one, but two polo shirts...both collars popped! It's more than I could have ever imagined.

Here's another I just read on the linked Reddit thread:

"I remember being a kid and we went to Disney for the first time with my parents and when we were walking in, looking at the Castle (Magic Kingdom?) straight on, I looked up at my Mom and she was bawling her eyes out like a little girl. (I was maybe 9)

I know. All summer, she's been FANTASTIC. And now this?

How can I criticize when she looks this happy?

Kim Kardashian's dress looks like a saddle blanket.

Some constructive criticism, thehunchbackofnotredwayne, since I see you are interested in pursuing a path in sexist trolling: you need to commit (I would suggest you fact-check, too, put that's probably beyond you — Maddie is a staff writer here, just FYI! That is a full-time position, and also a vagina is not…

A woman I work with recently told me this insane story from 20+ years ago about how she was jogging and was grabbed by someone, pulled into the brush of the park, and held at knifepoint. She had just happened to read in Ladies' Home Journal about if you ever get abducted to tell a story to your abductor. I think they…

Why is Elizabeth Taylor carrying Prince George's head?

"I called the police, who came to the Panera and told me they couldn't file an official report if the man was gone."

I am still morally opposed to it. Were I living in Salem, MA between the years of 1692 and 1693, I would make "molding a pat of batter into a beehive" one of the criteria for being labeled a witch.

I think not being able to name a single newspaper she reads probably hurt her chances a lot more.

Never in the history of commenting, has the ability to post an eyeroll gif been more sorely missed.

Hillary, I think you're forgetting the "OMG why does Jez have to cover Beyonce sooooo much? I'm so sick of her. She's not that greeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatuh.

Well, it was in Canada, but the real reason was that they're Catholic. Which is to say that his mom grew up with something like twelve siblings in a small house which was apparently so loud all the time that she started doing the hair dryer thing to drown out the noise. And then she apparently became dependent on it…

Ranch is the most foul condiment based sheerly on the shit people will put it on. Barf.

I totally hate-watched The Today Show this morning but this segment had me floored. As I said on Twitter, if only all their segments were as good as this. I bawled the moment she broke down trying to do a bumper for this piece. Really, really great stuff here.

One would think that massive media coverage would make them rethink how their actions are perceived by the public and received by the community that are supposed to protect. Instead, it seems to fuel their abhorrent behavior.

Well, that brief interlude of protestor-police harmony sure didn't last long.

OF COURSE YOU CAN'T CHANGE A FUCKING DIAPER IN THE MIDDLE OF A RESTAURANT.