There are days that I think Obama's other job could have been a high school teacher. Like, that super popular one all of the kids love and they do a Mr. Holland's Opus retirement party for him.
Um, the video clearly shows the bartender running to get something to help him and then moving from behind the bar to go to him. She already set a man on fire. Lets not make it worse.
Why, because I actually expect people to behave like professionals in whatever they're doing?
If I'm paying you money, and you don't meet the schedule you agreed to, then you're reneging on a promise.
She's back! Nina Millin is back with more of her karaoke disaster-turned-YouTube hit, The Beyoncélogues.
Wait, now Jenny McCarthy's kid is autistic again? He is the only kid with the seasonal autism in the world. SMH.
"Here at Preserve we believe that everyone has a story, but some of those stories are gross and sad and nobody wants to read about them."
I wish my supermarket had an egg department :(
I have so many questions.
This comment is gold. Also, "Mousaline" the mouse dictator of Italy.
One of the comments on that article is batshit crazy:
Makes you curious about those 530 people. . . Who are they? What are their stories?
For real?
"We're starting the process of making sure the uterus that we picked is not crazy," said Shepherd. "I put out there that I would give someone a free weave for a year and a free Hyundai. Literally, we'd be at the club and these girls would be like 'I'll carry yo' baby.' I don't think so. Eight different shades of hair…
I just want to say that I had the very, honorable pleasure of crossing paths with the legend that is Liza and when she saw the excitement in my eyes about being so near her star, she turned and winked at me. Best.Day. Ever.
Are you sure that you weren't actually working at Target and your mom just said it was traveling/vacation?
Oh, no, what if you went to Target? She'd never find you again!
My mom did basically the same thing to us four kids. That is, made us wear matching red polo shirts and khaki shorts/skirt when traveling. Yep, pretty much exactly the same but worse.