“unknown object was just 2.6 times the Sun’s mass”

Must be nice to be able to understand this stuff.

Stranger Things should cast Christina Ricci as Winona Ryder’s sister, but have her be a Wednesday Addams-like character

This looks like a car that a tenured English Lit professor drives with a pipe in one hand and his nubile T.A.’s thigh in the other as they wait for roadside assistance at a secluded viewpoint because the car just won’t start for some reason and he is very surprised because this sort of thing has never happened before…

Though his demise was tragic, many have seen McCandless as a contemporary transcendentalist in the vein of Emerson and Thoreau. 

My problem wasn’t necessarily with her being Mary Sue. She was literally just a very bad person, or at least she did very bad things to other people because she felt like it, which isn’t any better. The fact that the book ended with her essentially in a happy place with everything she wanted after everything she did…

In Soviet Russia, space screams in you.

“This puts restaurants in a position where they have to choose between doing work for almost no profit or simply missing out on the income entirely. Plus services like Seamless, Postmates, Grubhub, and DoorDash have been adding restaurants into their networks without their permission. When a restaurant refuses to…

What? No True Romance references yet?

Well, we know who was shopping for their veggies.

You’re Tearing Me Apaaaarrt Olga!  

Perhaps I should clarify that Jemma & Daisy did not intentionally get high but I think were drugged. It was fantastic though. The highlight was Daisy wondering when she was going to find her Fitz 

His speech borrows heavily from the kinds of propaganda and visions of America colonizing the stars spun up by U.S. officials throughout the ‘50s and ‘60s to justify spending billions of dollars in public funds on grand, extraterrestrial gestures. Some of which offered a small return in terms of scientific discoveries

That should have been Universal's response to the Snyder Cut.

That literally just happened to me. Honestly, why do they even give you a pause button if it just takes you to some advertiser’s website? The only logical explanation is that it’s there to trick you, which is not okay. Why do we put up with this?

The only thing wrong with the Jason Drives series is the autoplay.