Sometimes I feel like I don’t have Anubis

The roof

Whiskey Fyre ;)

You know what’s sad? We’ve been in space for 60 some years, but manned spacecraft has barely left Earth’s orbit. If we’re gonna colonize another planet, we’re going to have to go farther. Much, much farther.

Do you know something about “Karen” and “Chad” that we don’t? Their race wasn’t mentioned, but you’ll just go ahead and add that to the situation.

I don’t understand how it came about that these two cars wound up blocking each other in the first place?

I love this tweet from the award-winning Lawrence PD

When the nations define themselves by their religion, nationalism is about religion.

Oh look! Yet another example of how codified fairy tales, organized whackadoodle religions, are far more fanatically evil than whatever good they provide.

Sue HOA for improper snow removal?...

Cobie Smulders? I’ll say she does!

Putin: “Glad we’re alone Mr. President, away from all those bureaucrats, da?

Ok yeah but was it a great pretender or what

Jokes on them.   The US didn’t lose a single F-35 during the Vietnam war. 

Bring a can of kerosene and a tank of liquid oxygen with you. See if the owner will let you crank if over, just for shits and giggles. 

All forms of civil asset forfeiture where the assets were purchased through legitimate income is theft.

Florida man would be fully naked, and it wouldnt be a lost bet.

And when they looked out their windows, they saw this...

@lousytv1: Is that Liza Minnelli?