The other two Chevettes were stolen by some chavs.

Step 1: Get an old Skoda

Opel Corsa

;-)

Topical

lol

Plot twist: They were staffed by Russians spying on the Secret Service

Death Race 2 is pretty fun too! Lauren Cohan plays the main villain...

Comments are loading over at io9 and jalopnik as well! Incredible!

If it runs when it’s parked, it needs new brakes.

Amy Acker

Emulating vacuum cleaning

While you’re at it, replace The Rock with Mr. T.

If he farts on April 32nd, someone will fix kinja