Unlike Bush jr who gave her a massage

I would buy the Volvo, especially if the dog is included...

I always do the math people in the back seat

Volvo V69

Behind the shoulder that can be seen in the lower right corner.

Water pistol

You have to let all the lobsters come onboard, because one of them might just be Colin Farrell

She had never watched West Wing, but now she had an opportunity to see it up close and personal...

Masturbate so they can die happy

The Russian dude had lost a bet and didn’t want to pay up...or maybe he was drunk.

I read it in Titus Welliver’s voice.

Nudity=sex=porn=CLUTCH YOUR PEARLS! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!! Huurrrr durr derp!

And he shot all those Russians with a Russian rifle!